The Girl::

Kelly is one of girls you shake your head at on the street and hope to God your daughter doesn't become. She's 24 and lives on Long Island where she makes her money working for Kohl's as an overnight supervisor. Come September, she is returning to school to become a Medical Assistant. Kelly is a bad girl who smokes cigarettes and the occasional blunt, and can drink any man under the table. In her free time, she has managed to pierce nearly every orifice of her body and has collected a few tattoos along the way. Though she is straight, Kelly is in love with Jorja Fox and would give up the penis in a second for her. Her birthday falls on February 25th and gifts are always appreciated :)