I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

The Girl

The Girl::

Kelly is one of girls you shake your head at on the street and hope to God your daughter doesn't become. She's 24 and lives on Long Island where she makes her money working for Kohl's as an overnight supervisor. Come September, she is returning to school to become a Medical Assistant. Kelly is a bad girl who smokes cigarettes and the occasional blunt, and can drink any man under the table. In her free time, she has managed to pierce nearly every orifice of her body and has collected a few tattoos along the way. Though she is straight, Kelly is in love with Jorja Fox and would give up the penis in a second for her. Her birthday falls on February 25th and gifts are always appreciated :)

04 December 2008 @ 10:30 pm

Writer's Block: Gone but Not Forgotten

Many beloved television shows are no longer with us, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Six Feet Under, and Mystery Science Theater 3000. What defunct television show do you miss the most?

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On man.. I miss a bunch.

- Gilmore Girls
- Will & Grace
- The X-Files
- Oz

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15 March 2004 @ 12:10 am

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. O.N.L.Y.

- My journal is an outlet for me. I'll speak freely about whoever and whatever I feel like. If you're going to judge me because of this, I will delete you.
- TyPiNg LyKE dIS is possibly the most annoying shit on the Earth. If you type like that, go away.
- If you want to add me, make sure we share an interest in something. There's no point in friending each other if we have nothing in common.
- If I do add you, leave me a comment or IM me. I'm friendly and always looking to talk to new people.

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